He’s the ultimate anchor at the back, a commanding goalkeeper who simply owns his penalty box. His presence alone is enough to intimidate the opposition. He’s not just a shot-stopper; he’s a winner at heart, a player who embodies the high standards of his role model, Andre Onana. With a flair for distribution and a knack wanting for dominate the game, he’s the last line of defense, a true leader on the pitch who will do whatever it takes to secure a win.

Growing up as a Liverpool fan in the early Premier League years was a lesson in resilience. He lived through the heartache, the near misses, and the crushing blows—none more memorable than that fateful slip. But it was that very history of struggle that forged his character.

He carries that same grit onto the pitch every Friday night. A defender in the truest sense, he’s a throwback to a time when passion and commitment were everything. He reads the game, anticipates the play, and puts his body on the line with an unwavering determination. He’s the kind of player who gives 100% every single time he steps onto the field, a true leader on and off it, with a no-nonsense attitude and a demand for excellence that would make even Roy Keane proud.

The one and only! A true local legend, this old school footballer is a force to be reckoned with. With a no-nonsense attitude and electrifying energy in his game, he leaves it all on the pitch. While he may not always be at 100%, his passion and dedication are unwavering. And despite being an Arsenal fan (hey, nobody’s perfect!), his love for the game and our community is undeniable.

They say legends are born, not made, and when it comes to Phil, that couldn’t be more true. His birth certificate may be missing a date, but this ageless talent is a timeless masterpiece on the pitch. Known for his sumptuous touch and a game that’s nothing short of poetry in motion, he weaves magic with every move. An avid Arsenal fan and a true student of the game, Phil is on a mission to follow in the legendary footsteps of Dennis Bergkamp. While he may miss a few games each season, his return is always worth the wait, as he brings a level of class and artistry that is simply unmatched.

Hailing from the heart of Morocco, this footballing veteran is a true master of the beautiful game. Known for his elegant finishes and a knack for being in the right place at the right time, he’s the king of the tap-in. While you might hear him yell, “Move!” a few times, it’s just his way of commanding the pitch. And even though he’s a last-minute drop-out artist, he never leaves you hanging, always finding a stand-in to fill his boots. Watch him glide effortlessly from one side of the pitch to the other—a true legend of a guy both on and off the field.

Get ready for the Algerian GOAT of 6-a-side! This footballing force is simply the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be. With an endless supply of energy and an uncanny ability to find space, he’s always in the perfect position to make his mark. He’s also never late to a game—a true professional. And while his love for Arsenal might be a slight character flaw, his love for the game and his tireless effort to nutmeg every opponent he faces are undeniable.

Introducing a player of sheer class and professionalism—an absolute tank on the pitch! This no-nonsense defender is a brick wall you simply can’t get past, willing to do whatever it takes to protect the goal, even if it means taking someones leg. Rumor has it he’s part of the Royal Family, but his true royalty is his game-changing presence. Since switching from Coca-Cola to Salaam Cola, he’s found a new lease of life, bringing an explosive energy to every match. This is the guy you’ll be telling your friends about—a truly solid teammate and a force to be reckoned with.

A player with an immense passion for the game and his teammates, this individual is a true joy to have on the pitch. You can always count on him to be present, ready to support the team. While he may be known for his toe pokes, he consistently finds the back of the net, scoring at least a goal most weeks. He’s a master of scanning the pitch, always finding space and somehow always getting the ball. Though a squad player, his contributions are anything but minor, as he always does a solid job when given the chance to shine.

An electrifying young talent with the potential to give any team the edge they need to win! He’s not afraid to take on anyone, always eager to dribble past opponents and make his mark on the game. While he might have constant beef with Hamza on the pitch, his competitive spirit is unmatched. Rumoured to be on steroids, he brings a new level of energy to the game and is probably the first pick for any captain. With him on your side, you could even play a man down and still dominate.

Hailing from the footballing heart of Shaharpara, Bangladesh, this player is the definition of class. With a smile as infectious as Dwight Yorke’s, his presence alone builds the foundation for any team. A true visionary on the pitch, he can pick a pass and open up opponents like a tin of baked beans. His silky skills and dazzling footwork can make any opponent look foolish, and it’s even rumored he can play a full game without a ball!

Here’s a blast from the past! With a physique like the Brazilian Ronaldo, this player was once the absolute best in the business. While the legs may not move as fast, he now plays the game with his mind, showcasing a touch and vision that rivals even Messi. Every now and then, he’ll turn back the clock to score one of those goals that make you wonder, “How does he do it at his age?!” A true Manchester United fan, he’s seen and experienced it all, still living off the glory days—memories that are a luxury many can’t afford. People still bring up that they’d be willing to pay to watch him play, back in the day.